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%</description><title>you're a regular james dean</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @masturbeight)</generator><link>http://masturbeight.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>blackresults:

hood rule # 11 if you reach your hand out for a handshake and a nigga goes “SIKE” You...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://blackresults.tumblr.com/post/52845052666/hood-rule-11-if-you-reach-your-hand-out-for-a"&gt;blackresults&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;hood rule # 11 if you reach your hand out for a handshake and a nigga goes “SIKE” You have loss all of your honor and cannot go back home until you sike him or her back&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://masturbeight.tumblr.com/post/53342932774</link><guid>http://masturbeight.tumblr.com/post/53342932774</guid><pubDate>Wed, 19 Jun 2013 00:48:09 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/67dd3dea5b11c734170c44307dbbcf98/tumblr_mo4trb1jHb1rcmhydo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://masturbeight.tumblr.com/post/53342888030</link><guid>http://masturbeight.tumblr.com/post/53342888030</guid><pubDate>Wed, 19 Jun 2013 00:47:09 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>srsalme:

I’ve done this sequence as a companion image for a...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/8c9c9f617adfdae6257a6689e4f33d34/tumblr_molk3bwM1E1qep6e5o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://srsalme.tumblr.com/post/53284132446/ive-done-this-sequence-as-a-companion-image-for-a"&gt;srsalme&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;I’ve done this sequence as a companion image for a project I’m working in. I’ll show you the main illustration soon, but I’m posting this one in advance because I particularly like the simplicity of it. It is supposed to represent different views or phases of the same planet. Initially I tried to use the brush for drawing those “geographic artifacts” in the planet’s surface, but it looked too wonky and plain wrong. Then I tried something different, and I had fun enough to make a small video out of it:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;iframe frameborder="0" height="281" src="http://player.vimeo.com/video/68574066" width="500"&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://vimeo.com/68574066"&gt;Planet&lt;/a&gt; from &lt;a href="http://vimeo.com/srsalme"&gt;Señor Salme&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href="http://vimeo.com"&gt;Vimeo&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Looks like a first grade activity, right? Well it’s that fun.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;Last, not least:&lt;/em&gt; I really thank you for all your kind replies to my former post. You can bet I really appreciate them. You rock.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://masturbeight.tumblr.com/post/53341627727</link><guid>http://masturbeight.tumblr.com/post/53341627727</guid><pubDate>Wed, 19 Jun 2013 00:20:24 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/6890f9d57f9ac1bebfcf072838d93892/tumblr_mn4onzreQ61qb9pa3o1_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/682cd5bcf9024db102094edb6049eafa/tumblr_mn4onzreQ61qb9pa3o2_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://masturbeight.tumblr.com/post/53339039663</link><guid>http://masturbeight.tumblr.com/post/53339039663</guid><pubDate>Tue, 18 Jun 2013 23:31:16 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>FUCK OFF by Masturbeight
I’m going to retake this when...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/9cbeaa516c1381be2a6e1176528a9dbb/tumblr_momcx6erUH1qgn7z4o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;FUCK OFF&lt;/em&gt; by &lt;a href="http://masturbeight.tumblr.com" title="FUCK OFF" target="_self"&gt;Masturbeight&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I’m going to retake this when it’s lighter out for sure&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://masturbeight.tumblr.com/post/53328144646</link><guid>http://masturbeight.tumblr.com/post/53328144646</guid><pubDate>Tue, 18 Jun 2013 20:43:54 -0600</pubDate><category>fuck off</category><category>urban outfitters</category><category>jewelry</category><category>ring</category><category>bunny</category><category>bracelet</category><category>trendy</category><category>boise</category><category>outside</category><category>miley cyrus</category></item><item><title>freshuve:

☆  new fresh/organic blog  ☆</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcvxtdPu6j1rtioj1o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://freshuve.tumblr.com/post/53219228448" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;freshuve&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://addicted--d.tumblr.com/"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;☆ &lt;/strong&gt; new fresh/organic blog  &lt;strong&gt;☆&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://masturbeight.tumblr.com/post/53236183726</link><guid>http://masturbeight.tumblr.com/post/53236183726</guid><pubDate>Mon, 17 Jun 2013 18:20:14 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>(the answer is no)</title><description>&lt;p&gt;(the answer is no)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://masturbeight.tumblr.com/post/53215870454</link><guid>http://masturbeight.tumblr.com/post/53215870454</guid><pubDate>Mon, 17 Jun 2013 13:40:59 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>honest naomi is it a good idea 4 u 2 be following me</title><description>&lt;p&gt;honest naomi is it a good idea 4 u 2 be following me&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://masturbeight.tumblr.com/post/53215758375</link><guid>http://masturbeight.tumblr.com/post/53215758375</guid><pubDate>Mon, 17 Jun 2013 13:39:30 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>notahoe:

eyebrows can literally either make you or break you
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&lt;p&gt;eyebrows can literally either make you or break you&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://masturbeight.tumblr.com/post/53215715040</link><guid>http://masturbeight.tumblr.com/post/53215715040</guid><pubDate>Mon, 17 Jun 2013 13:38:56 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>uiks:

Illustrations by Atelier OlschinskyTitle: Cocteau</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/e21b583518b47d99c5e0940ab5c7462c/tumblr_mo7tl3Gr3k1r4hkkdo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://uiks.tumblr.com/post/52691551925/illustrations-by-atelier-olschinsky-title-cocteau" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;uiks&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;Illustrations by Atelier Olschinsky&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;span&gt;Title: Cocteau&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://masturbeight.tumblr.com/post/53215711007</link><guid>http://masturbeight.tumblr.com/post/53215711007</guid><pubDate>Mon, 17 Jun 2013 13:38:53 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>youmakepoorchoiceswhenyouredrunk replied to...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;div class="hide_overflow"&gt;&lt;a class="username" href="http://youmakepoorchoiceswhenyouredrunk.tumblr.com/"&gt;youmakepoorchoiceswhenyouredrunk&lt;/a&gt; replied to your &lt;a class="notification_target" href="http://masturbeight.tumblr.com/post/53178389636/youmakepoorchoiceswhenyouredrunk-liked"&gt;post&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span class="colon"&gt;:&lt;/span&gt; &lt;em&gt;&lt;a href="http://masturbeight.tumblr.com/post/53178389636/youmakepoorchoiceswhenyouredrunk-liked"&gt;youmakepoorchoiceswhenyouredrunk liked&amp;#8230;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;wasn’t being rude by liking the post.. but okay.&lt;/div&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;oh gosh i was just kidding :))&lt;/div&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;sorry!!!&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://masturbeight.tumblr.com/post/53215578037</link><guid>http://masturbeight.tumblr.com/post/53215578037</guid><pubDate>Mon, 17 Jun 2013 13:37:00 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mb1ex61RCM1qbon95o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://masturbeight.tumblr.com/post/53178508680</link><guid>http://masturbeight.tumblr.com/post/53178508680</guid><pubDate>Mon, 17 Jun 2013 00:29:00 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>youmakepoorchoiceswhenyouredrunk liked your post: i just want to get drunk b/c i’m a piece of...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"&gt;&lt;a class="username" href="http://youmakepoorchoiceswhenyouredrunk.tumblr.com/"&gt;youmakepoorchoiceswhenyouredrunk&lt;/a&gt; liked your &lt;a class="notification_target" href="http://masturbeight.tumblr.com/post/53177467298/i-just-want-to-get-drunk-b-c-im-a-piece-of-shit"&gt;post&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span class="colon"&gt;:&lt;/span&gt; &lt;em&gt;&lt;a href="http://masturbeight.tumblr.com/post/53177467298/i-just-want-to-get-drunk-b-c-im-a-piece-of-shit"&gt;i just want to get drunk b/c i’m a piece of shit&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"&gt;fucking hypocrite make me feel bad about myself fuk u&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"&gt;change ur god damn url&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://masturbeight.tumblr.com/post/53178389636</link><guid>http://masturbeight.tumblr.com/post/53178389636</guid><pubDate>Mon, 17 Jun 2013 00:26:00 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0onuv5VnG1qjdj30o1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://masturbeight.tumblr.com/post/53177483227</link><guid>http://masturbeight.tumblr.com/post/53177483227</guid><pubDate>Mon, 17 Jun 2013 00:08:39 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>i just want to get drunk b/c i&amp;#8217;m a piece of shit</title><description>&lt;p&gt;i just want to get drunk b/c i&amp;#8217;m a piece of shit&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://masturbeight.tumblr.com/post/53177467298</link><guid>http://masturbeight.tumblr.com/post/53177467298</guid><pubDate>Mon, 17 Jun 2013 00:08:21 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>YOU'RE ALL A BUNCH OF FUCKING SLAVES</title><link>http://masturbeight.tumblr.com/post/53173324906</link><guid>http://masturbeight.tumblr.com/post/53173324906</guid><pubDate>Sun, 16 Jun 2013 22:56:27 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>r
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sext: sorry just got this text haha. do u still have a boner?
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&lt;p&gt;sext: sorry just got this text haha. do u still have a boner?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://masturbeight.tumblr.com/post/53151860550</link><guid>http://masturbeight.tumblr.com/post/53151860550</guid><pubDate>Sun, 16 Jun 2013 17:55:44 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/6007631d34911a583fb946643253a271/tumblr_mo2fusn4k31qf7dl7o1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://masturbeight.tumblr.com/post/53151853463</link><guid>http://masturbeight.tumblr.com/post/53151853463</guid><pubDate>Sun, 16 Jun 2013 17:55:37 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>pombak:

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